New yacht?

Are you a high-net-worth individual struggling to name your new yacht? Regardless of its size or value, I provide a simple, straightforward, single price to give it a fun name. You’ll hear the laughs and get all the photos whether you’re parked up in Monaco, Dubai, Mykonos, or the Bahamas. $50,000 gets you one of these listed below, or for $75,000 I will create a bespoke name for you:

• Sea Ya Later
• Too Yacht To Handle
• I Ship My Pants
• WHIIWSIIW (What happens in international waters stays in international waters)
• The Deductible Expense
• Миллиардер на этом корабле им не владеет. РЖУ НЕ МОГУ (which, for those with a sense of humor about trying to evade the seizure of their vessel, translates as “The billionaire on this ship doesn’t own it. LOL’)

I look forward to hearing from you.